WHAT THE HELL MUM
I’d be happy with a mom like that
I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea.
Fucking america. You drive six hours and you’re in the same god damn state.
Guys the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France
That is horrifying, Europeans are hardcore
HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE?
Reblogging this good news…again.
y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious
Well let’s spread the word then guys. This kid deserves all the attention.
"Ramarni, what will you do when you grow up?"
So excited when I hear stories like this because imagine what he will accomplish
this is a war-cry from 60 years ago that is still being shouted today.
"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
The community releases balloons into the sky in remembrance of VonDerrit Myers.
Thursday, October 9th
can the united states just chill for one day
Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake
the guy who brought a ukulele and the girl that is banging him live on either sides of me and neither of them can play it so at all hours of the day i hear one of them playing the same riff over and over and over and over and over and i want to die
No sugardaddies. No sugar mamas. No sugarbabies. Full socialism in romantic relationships. There are only sugarcomrades.
"If they raise the subway fare one more time, I’m going to explode. I’m making nine dollars an hour. I walk home three hours from work every day to save that $2.50, because that’s a half gallon of milk for me and my daughter. And every time they raise the fare, they have a ‘hearing.’ But they aren’t hearing anything. It’s a fucking joke. If you go to one of those ‘hearings,’ every single person stands up and says: ‘Don’t raise the fare.’ Then they raise it anyway. Oh man, it burns me up. ‘We need the money,’ they say, ‘America is hurting.’ That’s bullshit! If I see one more TV program bragging about multimillion dollar homes I’m gonna scream. How about a fucking TV program that shows me if there is anywhere in this city that I can fucking afford to live anymore. I’m sorry, but it’s burning me up."
SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE
the photo was so elegant until i saw that fat pug omg ww
are you implying the fat pug makes this any less elegant because you would be wrong